Lists, lists and more lists!

On an up note! I have made a list of things I covet at Target.com which is entitled, appropriately enough, "Things I Covet". Ahhhhhh....lists.....is there anything they can't do?

Edited To Add: Also did one on linensnthings.com. I'm addicted!

People Who Don't make Me Sad

Rowan Atkinson. Who's funnier than this man? Answer? Nobody. Mr. Bean? I hate it. But, well, one swallow does not a summer make. So, let's not judge too harshly.



The Thin Blue Line - Funny Cops




Black Adder - Funny History

Stories From The Borderline Narcoleptic

It’s a little bit scary to pass out without any warning. I know that it’s because I’m tired and not really a narcoleptic. I know that once I get used to my new schedule/commute it’ll clear up but it’s still a little scary. Not to mention it f’s up my social calendar. What, you may ask, am I talking about?

Well, long story short, I’ve passed out twice now with no warning. Both times I was at home and on my bed or couch and I don’t think it would ever happen anywhere else. I think I just get so tired and stressed out that when I hit a comfortable and safe spot my body just shuts off. I’d like a little warning! How about an eye flutter? A count down in my head? Something?! But no. No warning. One minute I’m sitting reading or watching TV and the next? Good morning!

On the plus side I’m quite refreshed afterward! Well, that’s a lie. I slept all day, basically, on Sunday. I woke up. I had some food. I went back to sleep. I woke up at again at 4PM and then at 7PM I went back to sleep. Crazy. But I’m awake today! Yowza!

Yeah. It’s definite. I need to move.

Look, I know the supernatural is something that isn't supposed to happen, but it does happen.

If you know me at all then you know that I don't ever believe that I am having an extra-sensory experience. That being said, the weirdest thing ever happened today at work.

I was waiting on the fourteenth floor for some movers to bring up furniture a tenant had ordered. I was standing there for about a minute when I heard all the elevators start to come up. All the elevators stopped on the fourteenth floor. The doors opened at the same time. Nobody was there. Hu, I thought, that's weird. The doors closed and started to go back down. Then? I heard them all come up again. The same exact thing happened. Six times! And after the third time? The light overhead starting blinking.

Finally the movers came and we got the furniture situation sorted out. They went down in the service elevator. The regular elevator came before I pushed the button. I sh*t you not! Hu, I thought again, that's wicked weird.

I went back down to the office and asked my boss if there had been a power surge or anything. She said no. I said did the lights down here blink? She said no. I said, Hu. That's weird! Then I told her what had happened and she said....wait for it! Were you on the fourteenth floor? Um......yeah. Why do you ask? Because, she said, that's where the man died. 'Scuse me?! What? No thank you! She was freaked out. I was freaked out. I have no desire to ever again go to that floor. End of story. Tell me that's not frickin' creepy! Again? No. Thank. You!

People Who Don't Make Me Sad

Dear Reader,
Please, if you haven't already, run out and buy this movie. If you haven't seen it yet don't worry. You won't regret your impulse purchase.

Sincerely,

Dark Fury




The people who made "Bedrooms & Hallways". It's funny and strange....and strangely lovely. My kind of people. Best line in the movie? "You're a strawberry blonde. You can't go out with an ash blonde. It's not right."

All in all a good day of rest and movie watching. Kevin McKidd, James Purefoy and Gerard Butler. What's not to like?

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery

With apologies to Erin . . . .

Use the first letter of your name to answer these categories:

1. Famous Singer/Band:Aerosmith

2. Four letter word: Avid

3. Street: Amhurst Dr

4. Color: Apple Green

5. Gifts/Presents: Airline Tickets (What? A girl can dream.)

6. Vehicle: Andrea Doria (What? It didn't say it had to be a car. A ship is a vehicle.)

7. Things in a Souvenir Shop: Abba CD's (In Sweden...or IKEA)

8. Boy Name: Aidan

9. Girl Name: Anastasia

10. Movie Title: A Streetcar Named Desire

11. Drink: Anisette (sp?)

12. Occupation: Acupuncturist

13. Celebrity: Adrian Brody

14. Magazine: Audubon

15. U.S. City: Anchorage, AK (Twofer!)

16. Pro Sports Teams: Anaheim Ducks (NHL)

17. Fruit: Apricot

18. Reason for Being Late for Work: Accident

19. Something You Throw Away: Ashes

20. Things You Shout: Atta' Boy! (If you lived in the 50's)

21. Cartoon Character: Ariel

I'm either bored or out of my mind (or possibly both)...

Seriously, who made this thing? Why can't they count?

1. How old will you be in five years? 37

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today? My co-workers.

3. How tall are you? 5'1” . . . AND A HALF!!

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks? Days off?

5. What's the last movie you saw in theaters? The last Die Hard

6. Who was the last person you called? Olivia

7. Who was the last person to call you? Olivia

8. What was the last text message you received? “Unfortunately.” - Patherine Kackard

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail? Olivia

10. Would you rather call or text? Text

11. Are you going to give out your cell number here? Nope

12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced? Divorced

13. When is the last time you saw your mom? An hour ago

14. When is the last time you saw your dad? Eleven years ago

15. Have you ever been to a concert? No. I believe that music is the devil’s work.

16. What are you wearing right now? Chanel No. 5 & a smile

18. Where is your favorite place to be? Right now? Bed. Generally? New York.

19. Where is your least favorite place to be? The dentist.

20. Africa-New Zealand-Japan? New Zealand

21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years? No clue

22. Do you tan or burn? I’ve had two second degree sun burns. You figure it out.

23. What did you fear as a child? Everything

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh? Blades of Glory

25. How many TV's do you have in your house? 3

26. How big is your bed? Queen

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer? Laptop

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on? A suit of armor.

29. What color are your sheets? Green check on a white background

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? I have two but I only use one.

31. what is your favorite season? Fall

32. What do you like about fall? The clothes, the temperature, the scenery, the holidays

33. What do you like about winter? It isn’t summer

34. What do you like about the summer? Thunder storms

35. What do you like about spring? My birthday and the weather…in that order.

45. What instant messenger service do you use? I don’t

46. How is your hair currently? Straight and shiny

47. Are you wearing shoes? No

48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average? Lately? About 4 quarts (the ac is broken in my office)

49. What do you drink in the morning? Water

50. Do you eat breakfast? Only on rare occasions

51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed? No

52. Do you know how to play poker? Yes

53. Do you like to cuddle? With whom?

54. Do you like hugs or kisses? Seriously?

55. Favorite TV show? Ugly Betty

56. Do you eat dinner out or at home more often? At home

57. What’s your favorite restaurant? It honestly depends on my mood.

58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you? Yes.

59. Do you want kids? Yes.

60. Have you ever been to a live television show taping? No

61. Have you ever gotten stitches? Yes.

62. Have you ever ridden in a fire truck? Nope

63. Do you prefer the ocean or a pool? Ocean

64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat? Window

65. Do you know how to drive a stick? No

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on? World Market…anything from World Market

67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7? No

68. Do you wish on 11:11? Yep

69. Do you get easily embarrassed? Sometimes yes. Sometimes no.

71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? No. We’re just good friends. Why? What have you heard?

72. What is the main ring tone on your phone? London Calling

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little? No

74. What orange object is closest to you right now? My Tide To Go pen

75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth? No. I’m a bad person.

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Either.

77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? I’m allergic to bees so that would definitely kill me. Could I possibly survive the bear attack? I need more info to answer this question.

78. Do you have a car? No. I’m Amish.

79. Are you driving? Right now? No.

80. Do you pump your own gas? Yes, except in LA

81. Can you change the oil on a car? No

82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? no

83. Have you ever ran out of gas while in a car? No. Shouldn’t that be “run”?

84. What is your usual bedtime? Oh, that’s cute!

85. What was the last book you read? The Wee Free Men

86. Do you read the newspaper? Sometimes.

87. Do you read magazines? Yes.

89. What do you fear most? Poverty

90. Do you dance in the car? Only the Hula.

91. What radio station did you last listen to? I-Pod.

92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you? Spencer Tracey

93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper? A phone message at work

94. What is your favorite candle scent? lemon

95. What is your favorite board game? Trivial Pursuit

96. What school are you going to and when does it start? Um. The school of hard knocks?

97. What is your most missed memory in middle school and or high school? Skipping

98. Who was your favorite teacher in middle/high school? Mr. Andrews

99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent? 24 hours. It sucked. S-U-C-K-E-D

100. Who was the last person to give you butterflies? I’ve never received a butterfly as a gift. It seems like a cruel thing to do.