so much as I jumped off and flipped it the bird as it drove away. And, yes, if you must know, I feel pretty foul about it and the fact that I can't seem to quit smoking on my own. So, feel free to keep any shitty comments to yourself.
What can I say? I'm an addicted addict. I can't stop. Maybe next I'll try Wellbutrin and hypnotherapy. That last one would be good just for the fuckin' comic value.
In conclusion, I am a loser. I accept this.
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If it makes you feel any better- I am addicted to gay porn.
Well, when I say "addicted", I mean view occasionally, and when I say "gay porn", I mean straight porn. And when I say "I", I mean you.
There. Feel better?
-J
If that's your story and you're sticking to it . . . so much the better considering that you have a wife and children!
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