If you’re thinking of having a pork chop, reconsider.
What time is it, boys and girls? It’s atonement time! Once again it’s time to forgive and forget. I’ll start, shall I?
If, in the past year, I have pissed you off I offer a deep and heartfelt apology.* If, in the past year, you’ve pissed me off then I forgive you.**
There! Don’t we all feel better? Fantastic!
Tzom kal, everybody.
*Unless you had it coming and/or I found it amusing . . . In which case, host du bie mir an avleh!
*Unless you really pissed me off . . . in which case, gai tren zich!
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