My Halloween costume arrived today and . . . . . . . . IT'S SHITE!!
Depression.
So, I need a knew idea. Anyone? Anyone? Feel free to provide me with ideas. I may have to be a hippie. Which might work. I do find them scary. . . . What with the stink and everything. And I do have big hair so it may be my last option.
Again I'm begging for ideas here, people. Begging.
8 comments:
Can I have your costume? I don't know what it is, but I like surprises. Ooooh- would I be cross dressing? Me likes to cross dress, me does.
My old stand by- the politically incorrect dirty 'ol hobo.
Just don't forget to carry your belongings in a handkerchief on the end of a stick and have a face full of ratty whiskers!
-J
Oh no! What happened? Why is it shite?
Honey, she was going to be a geisha.
Ok... so one of my favorite costumes of all time was the easiest costume by far..
a man.
I drew hair on my face with a brown eye liner pencil.. and I wore a beanie on my head.. tucked my hair in.. I put on a jersey (redskins at that..woo hoo lol ugh) and that was it.. Oh, and I drew in my eyebrowns darker.. etc.
Could be cool..
Order the Tracy Turnblad outfit from Hairspary. Your hair is perfect for that!! Even though you are skinnier than her, I think you could make it work. :)
Well, J, if you would like to be a badly dressed geisha you certainly may. Keep in mind that it's too short for me so on you it would be, well, obscene.
Tracy Turnblad? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm......
Oh, Dark Fury, me love you long time. Well, hmmmm...maybe it would be a little obscene. I'm in!
-J
I'm sending it back for a refund, you tawdry wee man!
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