Be Warned-stop-If you recieve one of these-stop-I will write it out like a telegram-full stop
I'm already half way through this. It's amazing. Love!
I straightened my bangs when I got home. So smooth. Sigh.
2. I have come up with alias and super hero names for Erin.
Alias: Little Susie Homemaker
Super Hero Name: Emo Girl
By day she is Little Susie Homemaker, the sweet and good natured wife and mother. By night she is Emo Girl, righter of perkiness and preppie stupidity! With her special power she is able to deflate the ego and sap the happiness of any criminal or ner-do-well that crosses her path by summoning all the angst and depression from every Smiths and Cure song and focusing it in their direction. Luckily her cohorts, Dark Fury, Blonde Justice and Retainer Girl are able to deflect the gloom and doom. How? Blonde Justice, always upbeat and ready for a laugh, merely forms a force field of fun. Retainer Girl is so geeky she doesn’t really get what the big deal is and ignores it. And Dark Fury is only made stronger by any and all dark emotion and, in fact, finds the song “Girlfriend in a Coma” hysterically funny.
The Emo Girl: A Chocolate Napoleon Filled W/A Mixture of Coffee Whipped Cream & Crushed Chocolate Covered Espresso Beans
3 comments:
I'm glad you love your gifts. I LOVE mine as well. I also love:
a) the description of Retainer Girl. Spot on!
b) the full description of Emo Girl/Little Susie Homemaker.
c) the Emo Girl pastry. Open up your damn shop already!
Specific enough for you?
I am so happy and blessed! (But tonight I will revert to my dark and twisty alter-ego self...)
Um, are you bringing one of my pastries over later? Because I. WANT. ONE. NOW.
Patherine -
a) I thought so.
b) It made me laugh.
c) Do you have $100K I can borrow? No? Then shut it! ;)
D) No. Not so much.
Girlysmack -
You are happy and blessed (except not right now because the sun has gone down...Emo Girl Rises!).
I would love to but I don't have a kitchen of my own. When I have the kitchen to myself in late April I plan to make at least one of everybodys. Then we can all get together and go into a sugar coma.
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