Housekeeping Ain't No Joke.

When Bondi Jane Handy became involved in a new hobby it usually meant she'd devote a few weeks to learning the fundamentals and then her focus would wane, but when she took up Asian papier-mâché Bocce at the local "Y" nothing could dim her enthusiasm. Every day Bondi could be found down at the "Y" either looking for a pick-up game or practicing her technique by the hour. All other social contacts had long since been severed: no one bothered to look for Bondi at the twice monthly neighborhood Tuesday morning coffee klatch or even remembered that she had once been the guiding light of the West Scefell Box Lunch Fund Raiser For Aboriginal Redemption. However, when her house keeping standards began to threaten local property values, many of her friends and loved ones felt that it might be past time to say something about her misplaced priorities.