Anon's Post As Requested

"Oh Captain, My Captain!"

I have been asked to write about the "typical teenager". But I don't know that I've ever met a typical teenager. I've met and/or gone to school with plenty of stereotypical teens. Like, for instance, the captain of the football team type. We had one of those.

Was he typical? Well, he wore pancake makeup, work boots and short shorts so, I don't know, maybe? Although I'm pretty sure that stereotype is more prevalent in a certain kind of porn than on a high school football team. I might be wrong.

We also had your typical redneck jock cretins, on the same team, who either A. didn't notice their captains outfits or B. didn't care. Either way they were all friends and didn't, that I ever heard, refuse to share a locker room or shower with him. That seems pretty open minded and atypical. Maybe they just knew they weren't his type. Or maybe they knew they were. Whatever gets ya' through a losing season boys. Whatever.

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