Happy Birthday, Olivia!

From your "Scottish Husband" . . .
& Your country of choice!

Evil Scotsman

by Billy Connolly

"If your looking for trouble,

You're in the right place,Don't look at me like that, or I'll headbutt your face

I'm a mean motherfucker,

I was born that way,

and just because I wear a skirt don't think I'm fuckin' gay.

Cause I'm an evil scotsman,and Jimmy is my name,

I'm a sheep shagger from Aberdeen,and causing pain is my game."

Co` latha breith sona dhuibh! (Happ Birthday! [or so I'm told])

Next year in (your) Holy Land!