Davey
ME: Thanks for your kind birthday wishes . . . .
DAVEY: How old are you?
ME: Rude! 33...shut it!
DAVEY: Oh my G-d! Happy birthday…I guess. You’re another year older. Congratulations.
ME: I believe the phrase you’re looking for is “happy birthday, Adrienne. Many happy returns of the day!” That’s just a guess.
DAVEY: Happy Birthday!
ME: Why, thank you…I guess. At least I look a lot younger than some people. A. Lot.
DAVEY: You look younger than who? Who’s grey? Hmmmm?
ME: Who has wrinkles? A box of hair dye or botox. That is the question!
DAVEY: Character lines, thank you!
ME: My bad.
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